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Lelia Nebeker: Why You Should Be Watching Cougar Town (AOL Television)

Whenever I meet someone new, the second question I ask (after "What's your
name?" and before "Are you going to finish those fries?") is usually, "Do you
watch _Cougar Town_?" And you would be surprised how few people say yes. It is
really hard to find other fans of the most incongruously named show on
television.

Thankfully, _Cougar Town_ is finally returning from its agonizingly long
hiatus, premiering its third season on February 14th. (Best Valentine's Day
gift EVER.) In an effort to spread the gospel of _Cougar Town_ to you non-
believers, I've compiled a list of some compelling reasons why you should
watch this fabulous show.

1. **It's cougar free since 2009.** Seriously. There are legitimately no
cougars on this show. (Except for Barb, who appears once every five episodes
or so, makes an inappropriate comment, and then crawls back into her den.)
I've said it before and I'll say it again: this show is not about Courteney
Cox dating younger men. In fact, her character currently has a serious
boyfriend who is in his forties, plays the guitar, and is awesome (despite
having abnormally tiny eyes).

2. **Abed likes it.** If you're a fan ...

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